TheMichromeBlade

♂: I am a boy who has a crush on you
♀: I am a girl who has a crush on you
⭐: I am a nonbinary person who has a crush on you
✂: Just delete your deviantart
✌: You’re awesome
♡: I love your deviantart
❁: You’re beautiful
🌸: You're attractive
✓: I hate you
☹: You’re ugly
☀: I want to fuck you
♬: I wish we were close
♧: I wish we were friends in real life
☆: I relate to a lot of the same things you go through
☮: You inspire me
☾: We should kiss maybe if you wanna that'd be great
✖: I would give you the greatest hug
★: I'm scared to talk to you but I think you're great
∇: You've changed usernames/icons so much that I don't remember who you are
○: I don't remember why I watch you
☄: I wish I could help you but I'm not sure how
✨: You've taught me things
⚓️: I wish you'd take better care of yourself
©: You're a bit problematic
™: You're a cinnamon roll
❄️: I cherish you
🌙: Please post more
💫: We don't talk much but I wouldn't mind being your friend
♪: You're very talented
∀: I don't understand you
L: This is going in the cringe compilation....

this took longer than it should have

Name: Michael

- Single or taken: Single (but hopefully not for long uwu)

- Sex: Male

- Birthday: October 4th

- Sign: Libra

- Hair color: Dark Brown

- Eye color: Brown

- Height: 5'06"

- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Straight
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S P E C I F I C S
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- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Axe Phoenix Shampoo

- What are you listening to right now?: Neil Finn

- Who is the last person that called you: Uh...The Memebers?

- How many buddies are online right now?: Idk lmao

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F A V O R I T E S
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- Animal: Hercules Beetle

- Color: Midnight Blue

- Drink: Strawberry Banana Smoothie 

- Element: Bismuth

- Food: Bacon Cheeseburger

- Game: Twilight Princess, Pokemon, Cuphead

- Movie: The Cornetto Trilogy, Napoleon Dynamite

- Song: Sidewinder by Teenage Fanclub, Souvenir by Neil Finn

- Subjects in school: Science

- T.V.: South Park, Fairy Tail

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H A V E | Y O U | E V E R
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- Given anyone a bath?: my guinea pigs i guess

- Smoked?: smoking is gay 

- Bungee jumped?: no

- Made yourself throw up?: no

- Skinny dipped?: nah

- Ever been in love?: you bet your ass

- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: no, i try to face my problems like a man

- Pictured your crush naked?: nah

- Actually seen your crush naked?: no 

- Cried when someone died?: yes 

- Lied: i can't remember a specific instance, but yes

- Fallen for your best friend?: nah

- Used someone?: ...no

- Done something you regret?: meh i guess

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C U R R E N T
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- Clothes: gray and blue striped shirt and jeans

- Desktop picture: Stone Harbor Beach

- CD in player: I aint use players, player

- DVD in player: idk

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L A S T | P E R S O N
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- You touched: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

- Hugged: probably my guinea pig Molly

- You kissed: idk

- You IMed: Rival

- Talk to online: Jack, Din0, Ryan, Kett, Sharpy

- You sexed it up with: idk

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A R E | Y O U
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- Understanding?: yes

- Open-minded?: kinda

- Arrogant?: only as a joke

- Insecure?: meh, not really, just about my height

- Random?: yes

- Hungry?: gimme uhhhhhhhh large pizza

- Smart?: yes, but math is iffy

- Moody?: kinda, yeah

- Organized?: a bit

- Shy?: not really

- Difficult?: i'm sure

- Bored easily?: kinda

- Entertained easily?: kinda

- Obsessed?: POKEMON MY G

- Lazy?: yes, kind of

- Angry?: with pretentious people and progressive shit

- Happy?: mostly

- Hyper?: yes

- Trusting?: yes
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R A N D O M
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- In the morning: watch YouTube

- Love is: a good

- I dream about: whales inside ponds, demons, weird shit

- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: personality

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W H O
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- Makes you laugh the most: Instagram memes

- Makes you smile: my pals

-Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: i'm not saying

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D O | Y O U | E V E R
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- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: obviously Lenny

- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: not really, but it might be cool to think of

- Wish you were younger?: sometimes

- Cry because someone said something to you?: not really anymore

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N U M B E R
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- Of times I have had my heart broken?: 1

- Of Cd's: idk

- Of scars on my body: many i'm sure

- Of bones I've broken: none

I never understood why people found Paper "badass" because of his mental instability. (for christ's sake, he looked like a constipated schizophrenic) The internet is confusing idk